Djinn and tonic.

Gryffindor! Ravenclaw! Slytherin! And Hmmphffpumph!

To avoid studying, I am going to fill out this meme! Oh thank the Light for distractions!

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A five-headed raptor calls for a super-clever hiding space.

And also, what was Jenny doing joining the army?

I had a dream the other night that my dad and I went to see a movie. After it was over, he started to have a heart attack in the theater. Ramone Prado, of all people, helped me get him onto a stretcher and load him into the back of Miguel's SUV (a black Lincoln Navigator) parked in an otherwise empty parking lot. Later, I went to the movies again ( Read more... )

Ashley's Twilight Characters/Actors Review ( Read more... )

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREALLY???

German Class Quote of the Day!

Helen: Der Film gestern gesuckt ass!
Herr Nagel: O_O ...Oh my

All of a sudden there are leaves on the ground. Lots of them. It's as if the trees shuddered and lost their coats, and now it's fall. Which means winter is right around the corner. FUCK ( Read more... )

Something I ran across while nvestigating German jokes:

The United Nations initiated a poll with the order "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world." The poll was a total failure. The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion ( Read more... )