By popular demand, here's my work schedule:

Tuesday, 8-11
Friday, 5-8
Saturday, 8am-12

My only problem is...I WILL MISS HOUSE EVER Y SINGLE WEEK!

Evaluation of classes thus far ( Read more... )

Ashley's schedule! All my classes are very close (less than ten minutes walking distance ( Read more... )

We were discussing a Kant reading in German 250 (Grimm's Fairy Tales in Their European Context) today. Before class, the kids behind me were talking, and one of them mentioned how he had gone online and found a review and analysis of what we read. So during class he raises his hand and regurgitates what he had read online. I was so very tempted to ( Read more... )

From the moment my German teacher opened his mouth and began speaking, the only thing I could think of the rest of the class was "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK".

I find that I am actually scared to eat too many bananas. Afraid I might turn yellow, I suppose. But really, eating too much fruit seems akin to overdosing on vitamins to me. My body just can't handle too much dietary goodness.

Either I was cranky after so little sleep, a shopping excursion, and a disappointing first half of Breaking Dawn, or I ( Read more... )

It's SO FUCKING HARD to watch Dexter sometimes. I DO NOT WANT HIM TO GET CAUGHT.

Deb is annoying, and Lila is...detestable, although, to her credit, she understands Dex, in a way. The actress who plays Rita once played Drusilla in Buffy/Angel, so I always associate her quiet voice with a seductive sort of danger, and I keep expecting her to go all

I had a dream that I was Dexter, only instead of my problem being that I needed to kill people, I couldn't touch the ground for more than 15 seconds at a time (like that lava game we used to play as kids, where you leapt from couch to couch, trying not to touch the carpet). I remember being in a huge tree in the middle of a pond, with a bunch of ( Read more... )

 This is the FunVee. The plain old HumDrumVee is back there.

Okay, True Lies with Arnold Schwarzenager is hilarious. I loved the movie when I saw it as a kid. He tried to jump a horse off the roof of the Marriot Hotel.

"What were you thinking? I had the bad guy, and you let him get away! Look at me when I talk to you. Really, what kind of a cop are you?"