Hokay. Sasuke's Mangekyou suck, and his new team "Eagle" and team objective do to.

Didn't anyone else ever just want Gohan to kick his mom in the face?

Briscoe and Green are talking about breast implants.

Briscoe: Since when are you able to tell the difference between what's real and what's not?
Green: Man, I'm a regular Rene Descartes.
Briscoe: Hold on, hold on. I think she gave me a lap dance once....therefor I am.

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the kitties I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart!O the bleeding drops of red,Where on the deck my Captain lies, Fallen cold and dead.

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Dear diary,

Today my heart leapt when agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.

 I should probably clarify that in my last post, "NO HUGS!" was referring to the fact that I got away with not having to give Crystal a hug before she left.

 NO HUGS!

It's 9:00. Do you know where your God is?

 The wonderful smell of cut grass and gasoline is wafting in through my window.

While I do prefer to interact with people in a gentle manner... I'm also not at all opposed to establishing my dominance in a reign of terror.

I had a dream  was Michael Myers. Stabbing people is NOT fun. My first victims were a couple having sex in their living room on a pull-out sofa. Then I attacked a guy who was doing mechanic work on a semi truck parked in his driveway. I crawled under there with him and stuck two knives in his wrist. He got away though, and later used his wounds, ( Read more... )