Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

Happy  Birthday Hitler!

What  exactly would happen if Jesus participated in Communion...?

 When you forget your password for a website, they'll e-mail it to you.

What happens when you forget the password to your e-mail account?

HAPPY  BIRTHDAY ROCCO/FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY/TORY!

As a great flood washes away all before it, so too were NIU students swept up in the torrents of water cascading down frm Du Sable.

I had a series of strange dreams last night, of which I can only really remember flashes of scenes and stories.

In the beginning I had broken in Mr. Rohan's house to use his bathroom to changemy clothes while he wasn't ( Read more... )

What I didn't get for my birthday:

1 set of necromancer's bells w/ ash handles
1 Ring to rule them all
1 Cloak of Invisibility
1 Dark Mark
2 Sharingan
1 Gundam mobile suit
Soccer lessons with David Beckham
1 acid trip
1 magic travelling mirror with connnections to 4th Kingdom
1 Alethiometer
1 Batcave w/ attached Wayne Manor

Ah well. It was a wonderful birthday ( Read more... )

 Acute Roar Syndrome.

ASHLEY HAS CONQUERED ARTH390B.

They've painted out hallways yellow. And it's not even a happy yellow. It's a piss yellow.

This essay is going to kill me!

Maybe he has really thick lips.