ok kids. i've been kicked out of my house ( Read more... )

i'm fuppin mashed like an idaho potato.

What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that in school.

i'm finna shanke a swede ( Read more... )

snug as a bug in a tub.

$4 pants. hecks yeah.

my family couldn't be more italian. 6 pounds of pasta. no joke :P
ring ring ring ring ring banana pudding!

slussssshhhhh!!!

slide?

this is koowl. yark yark yark.


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well i definitely feel better.

i think it'll be ok tomorrow. high heels notwithstanding.
I love the feeling of being in control of my own life and knowing exactly what i want. i hope this optimism carries over to acdec (AFLAC!) tomorrow.

so working out at the health club is officially hilarious.

here comes the sun...

misdirected and overloaded and loving every minute of it.

should i go to madison or milwaukee? i need input here people.

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today is the first day of the rest of your life.

i'm never drinking again.

you know the saying you always hurt the one you love? well it works both ways.

busted knee, sick head
blackened lungs, swallowed followed
Piss on self esteem

i never meant to. i'm so sorry.