► The Character Characterization Meme◄
★☆How Is → Squalo's← Driving?☆★

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NO.

NO. FUCK YOU. NO.

It's bad e-fucking-nuff that I'm stuck with this whining fucking brat, there is no way in all hell that I'm bring this thing anywhere. I don't care if I get punished or what shit...no...

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Fuck you house, suck my shark fin.

MOTHER. FUCK.

WHY'S IT SO GODDAMN HOT?!?!

[ooc: I'm really, really sorry. Blame Mhairi for linking me to the page with this text]

VVVOOOOI!! BOMB BRAT!!

KEEP YOUR PSYCHO FUCKING

BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM ME!!

BASTARD KEEPS TALKING ABOUT SHARK SASHIMI AND THAT SHIT AIN'T COOL!!!

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I give up...the first one of you assholes who says something about this fucking....dorsal fin will get a chair leg through your ass.

I'm serious.

Not a fucking word.

[Squalo exits his room and looks up and down the hallway...shaking his head slowly as he walks down the hallway to the stairs. Growls as he walks down the stairs, just as he makes it to the bottom he explodes.]

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VOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THIS FUCKING PLACE AGAIN ( Read more... )

[All that is heard from Squalo's end is a squeak and the rustling of fabric before he pokes his head out of his blankets enough to speak clearly]

U-Um.....I'M SORRY!!! Please don't hurt me!!!

[More fabric rustling and soft sobs can be heard before the recording shuts off]

...........VVVVOOOOIIII!!!

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....THIS SHIT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT

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FUCK

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The next time one of you lovely people listens to me and doesn't bother me, I'll birth you alive...

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FUCK!!!

.....VVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?! WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS THE HOUSE?!

IT'S FUCKING HOT AS HELL OUT HERE!!! THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!

I HATE THIS GODDAMN PLACE!!!!

[ooc: l-lol, once again, sorry for the obnoxious entry]

[Staring at this suit that's hanging up in the closet]

......Fuck this shit...