husband: lies in bed farting all morning

me: giggling all morning

husband gets up, starts his day. i go to grab something near bed and notice a faint odor of fart.

me: "chriiiiis! the bed smells like permafart!"

chris: "does it? death knights have permafrost. i have permafart! i'm unholy.we've gotten back into playing world of warcraft and he ( Read more... )

my husband rolled over to the edge of our bed as he woke up this morning. the following exchange then took place:

he noted, "hey this is progress,"

and i agreed, "yes...something is better than nothing."

then he demanded an award ceremony for rolling over and not dying.me: "fuck off, youre ridiculous ( Read more... )

2c brown rice
.5c tomato sauce
1.5c chicken stock
1 small bay leaf
1tsp olive oil
cumin

i didnt have enough stock so i used water to make the difference. this was my first go. next time i will use more tomato sauce. it took fortiesh minutes in rice cooker. still tastes pretty good.

This was delicous, too ( Read more... )

this circulated on facebook a while back but i'm tired of seeing the same things in my newsfeed and thus am trying not to contribute to the repetition ( Read more... )

i made really fucking good chicken soup in my slow cooker last night. the ingredients were ( Read more... )

to the hot boyfriend mentioned in a post from 2009. he's still hot and he's still awesome [well of course he'd be awesome, who wants to marry someone who sucks?] we've grown together and fought and loved, met halfway, bought cars together, said goodbye to loved ones some of whom died too soon, some of whom lived long beautiful full lives [lookin at ( Read more... )

well fuckin a, i start almost every post with how i never write in this thing. last time i updated was basically to write about how i have a boyfriend and how he makes me happy, we've been together for 19 months and i'm in love it's pretty fucking awesome, it's not the type of love where i lose my mind every second of every day (i do lose my mind ( Read more... )

9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

it would be good if i started writing in this more, i'm in one of those times where i don't write that much. i think i need to get sleep deprived sometime soon cuz that's when my brain starts flowing with the insanity that makes me love myself. i have an awesome full time job workin as an administrative assistant for "women at risk" which is ( Read more... )