I wanna sex you up! *tick tock* get up

[rainedaze]

I had a dream that Jon Stewart wanted to have sex with me but I couldn't.

Great.

Now, I am mentally impotent.

Ugh.

I better hurry and catch him in my next dream. This time I'll have a couple of imaginary martinis and I'll loosen up.

Jon <3

Comments

[stalkingwolf]

It's ok. If you need sex just give me a call. I'm clean, healthy, and athletic. Just kidding of course.

<3

[stalkingwolf]

About the sex part.

hmmm...

[rainedaze]

Well then. That really sucks. I guess now all you are good for is passing a physical for me.

[ojosdegatica]

what kind of martini's loosen you up?????? Cuz I'll be making some next Thursday...hehehehhe ;P

Oh...and I have sex with Jon Stewart almost every night! LOL!!!! Can you blame me? It's the last man I see before I go sleep!

[runwithoutpants]

Once. Actually, two weeks ago. I had a dream about Vladimir Nabokov in form of my Exiles in Lit. Prof. (Milbauer) and I woke up all :)))) omg. It was so so great. I don't know what Nabokov looked like and haven't really bothered to google a picture of him. And besides, I really like my Exiles in Lit. Prof. and he was the one who I first came to really know Nabokov through. So there you go.

[rainedaze]

hahaha... at least you didn't have performance anxiety.