A couple of weeks ago...i had a weird dream...i was sleeping and this huge centipede crawled up my bed and bit me on the mouth...the other day, i woke up and went to go brush my teeth...only to find that there was a huge centipede crawling up my arm...what the fuck...being able to see the future really sucks ( Read more... )

odd reoccurring concept...a few semesters ago, a girl in one of my sociolinguistics class asked the our professor, "is it true that the chinese have no concept of sarcasm?" to her i once again say ha...

two movie reviews: ( 300 and last life in the universe )

I never got around to finishing this entry...

"a christian child's prayer"
now i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul to keep.
if i should die before i wake, i pray the lord my soul to take...i had forgotten about this until a few days ago...when i was a kid i always found it to be a bit morbid...i mean...should kids 5 and under even be contemplating the possibility of dying in their ( Read more... )

Class discussion quote of the day, month year...whatever for 2/21/07:"in india, for a long time there was a prejudice against american intonation, many indian students did not want to learn english from an american, they wanted to learn it from a british professor...so if you want to teach english in a foreign country, don't go to india....you can ( Read more... )

It's nice to be forgiven for things...makes it easier to live with myself...

i wanna see black snake moan...samuel l. jackson plays a blues musician who chains up half-naked white woman christina ricci in order to cure her of her nymphomania...i mean...chained up white people, nymphomania, blues musicians, samuel l. jackson...if you don't see this ( Read more... )

Odd reoccurring theme lately...prince is everywhere...in purple rain...at the super bowl (in actual rain)...at school monday morning the cafe had "1999" playing while i was buying coffee...at work tuesday one of my coworkers was singing "i would die for you" as he made his rounds about the computer department ( Read more... )

At work today, made a nametag for myself that said "I do not speak the English"...apart from one lady who said "oh....you don't speak... the English...well could you help me anyway?" none of the customers seemed to notice or care...i need to figure out a way to make them leave me alone ( Read more... )

Class discussion quote of the fuckin year for 1/24/07:"i did not order a book for the morphology segment of this class as the other two texts are already quite expensive...instead, if you look at your syllabus, you will find the address of wikipedia's article on morphology ( Read more... )

School starts this week...i find that fact to be, as the young people of this generation would put it...lame...one last semester...then i can finally focus on other things ( Read more... )