As if you had a choice:

[rainy]

Through the course of my travels along my daily commute to work, I have watched a raccoon's corpse become the earth

Comments

[grunyo]

I had a customer mad at me this morning because we didn't have that great of a selection of, yes, you guessed it, ethernet cable staples. He wanted stickum, we had nailum.

He yelled at me and cursed our glorious company. How dare he!
wait. put him in management.

Collar

[nonstickleper]

I found his collar next to the bed. He prolly had it hid under there. Underwear? I put it back on him. Left you a little voicemail about it, which you will probably get before you read this comment. Such is life.

GUESS..

[nonstickleper]

Snow Patrol!

[handsomite]

My kitten hides his collar all the time. He is a BadHead.

[wetsplaash]

sheesh