So this chick at Victoria's Secret wants to hire me because I did a good job bullshitting her into buying a Replay card she never used while at Sam Goody. I'm in for the free panties as long as nobody else has sniffed them before me. Makeup counter? Don't bother trying to teach me. I've got it covered ( Read more... )

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Melmo Chi Minh (8:12:52 PM): I started crying last night because I realized I won't have as much time with my dad as other people will have with theirs because of his age ( Read more... )

Sean got an amazing tattoo (which I need a picture of) and I got a monroe piercing:


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BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

I am so happy this is over. Sort of. iloveyoutomsynder.

Next on the agenda:

Graduation

BEACH FUCKING WEEK.

Holler at all of you sexy bitches!

-Melmo

I need to clarify my previous statement:

Cocaine and MDMA + South River = BFFs for life. I love you Stevie ( Read more... )

My prom.

Tired. Want to go back to sleep. Can't because I'm hungry.

I wonder how tonight's going to be. Definitely want to see: Justina, Sangster, Cat, Kate, Bryant, Ashley, Ezra and virtually everyone else, with the exception of a few ugly hos.

Is there a bumper on your ass?

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I found the buried treasure.

TempusFugit65 (11:05:30 PM): IN THE VAG CAVE
Melmo Chi Minh (11:06:16 PM): SHIT YES.
Melmo Chi Minh (11:06:19 PM): dude, on a serious note:
Melmo Chi Minh (11:06:24 PM): razor burn on your vagina is not funny.

SOMEONE BUY ME CIGARETTES.

-Melmo

Melmo Chi Minh (9:36:44 PM): A thief steals money from a gas station.
Melmo Chi Minh (9:36:53 PM): A thief with balls steals a Kunta Kinte statue.


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