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In 2008 I...
discovered how much I love beer.

That pretty much wraps up my year.

Tell me, what good is a computer that can't even access facebook?

Fuck you Dellow, you're a lying piece of shit and I hate you. I'm going to throw you in my pool.

My old bedroom has become increasingly unsettling. I wake up every night, terrified by the figure of a person standing in the corner of the room. Always, my reaction is to lay very still until I realize that the figure is only my cello, packed away neatly in its case and standing at attention, waiting and begging to be played, forcing me to recall ( Read more... )

Cramming too many people into one small car should become a weekly tradition.

Hahahahah. Oh F my life.

But cheers to funny friends, new anthems, sleeping too much, and pissing on this one girl's rhetorical analysis.

GONNA PUKE.

I'm only good at being a bitch. Sorry?

Some things can only be said through facebook chat.

Real cool, guys. Real cool.