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God damn. I can't wait ( Read more... )

If I had one wish, just one, I wouldn't wish for world peace or a cure for cancer or any of that ( Read more... )

What the FUCK is wrong with sites like Wikipedia and YouTube arbitrarily scrambling their front pages every few months ( Read more... )

There exists a list of things one must never do. Among them are "don't tug on Superman's cape" and "don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger." Suffice it to say, it is a comprehensive collection of sage admonishments. I would like to humbly add one more:

"Don't turn 'Iron Man 2' into a fucking commercial for the upcoming "Avengers" franchise ( Read more... )

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Oh lol. His "5th Amendment" rights. That's the one that proscribes against unreasonable search and seizure, right? Riteguize? Couldn't be the FOURTH that he was searching for, that's just crazy talk ( Read more... )

This classy girl went to Classical high school. And it shows!

Good. Fucking. God.

1.) Ke$ha is really alarmingly old.

2.) She had one of the best goddamn fucking performances I've seen on the show in a long goddamn fucking time.

When I first became aware of the "Kick-Ass" phenomenon, I thought to myself, "gee, how unstoppably, punishingly novel: a superhero deconstruction!" In a world with "Darkman," "The Incredibles," "My Super Ex-Girlfriend," and Zack Snyder's fie-on-you-if-you-don't-think-it's-good "The Watchmen," "Kick-Ass'" premise blends in like a mild-mannered ( Read more... )

Note to MSNBC and FOX: nobody with all their teeth gives two tugs of a dead dog's dick about the mine explosion except perhaps for the wives of the men killed who will presumably have to go about finding someone else to beat them.

The Blue Fairy might turn Michael Moore into a real documentarian if he just stops those lame stunts, like trying to make a citizen's arrest at Goldman Sachs.

I'm generally inclined towards being gentle with Moore because despite their many, many flaws, his films tend to be entertaining. And this film follows the formula: Moore selects a prominent ( Read more... )