im not dead yet

...hooray

does anyone want to buy some of the random stuff in my house? ask me what you want i probably have it.

me and my brother are free no federal charges, both of my parents will be in jail for now and prison later for a long time.

well im pretty sure today is my last day of court, if i dont make an update by tomorrow know that they put me away, in state penitentiary.

i think i am cursed, i am so incredibly unlucky.

blah blah blah...

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Update for those of you who didn't know.

My brother got this girl pregnant. I am just going to call her some girl, because I have never met her before.... ugh

I'm calling it now: drew gets another girl pregnant before this baby is born

4 steaks, 3 bottles of vodka , 2 somethings, and 1 birthday in a pear tree.

Since when was I attractive?
Because I was assured that I was much below the standards.

I was hit on today more than the sum of previously.

EQUASION:

X (the effort put into hitting on me today)
A (the effort put into hitting on me previously)
B (the effort I put into my image)

A(B) < X - B ( Read more... )

go to the greenville bombers stadium on monday, ill be there playing the chicken dance..

sexy sousaphone