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I literally have so few people friended that my most recent updates page has simply emptied itself out of stagnation

Livejournal, why must you vex me, so?

Bernie was hot, so he stole some ice. No, you can't have any.

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What did Tyler do today?

Opened a closet door directly into his face.

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Bernard puts a glass to good use, both as a better vantage point, and to show off his trim physique.


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All my internet dried up on Friday. Luckily, I found a new aquifer this afternoon.

Bernie enjoys the ease with which one can dive into a bowl of delicious peas.

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Rats can be very clean creatures.

They often take time out just to look their best.


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Here is a simple, step-by-step instruction on earning a rat's adoration.

Step 1: give rat a frozen pea


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Today is R-day+2 ( Read more... )

"Ahh, village idiot! That's a good one. On Tuesdays, you get to wave your penis at traffic."