- The heater at work sucks. It's been about 50 degrees, plus or minus a couple in the lab at night ( Read more... )

Everyone please answer this question.

Given the choice, would you rather Michael make out with your wife or your mother?

a) My wife.
b) My mother.

James, I'm especially curious to hear your answer.

I was trying to drive somewhere. ( Read more... )

Well, this morning turned out quite nicely - I never would have expected it. It's really great to see a friendly and familar face after a long time apart. That's one of the nicer surprises that a person can be rewarded with. But I wonder... what could it all mean? :)

As we speak, I have a toxic waste dump all to myself, but for one measly security guard who cannot possibly stand in the way of my plans!

I'm on vacaaaaation! Well, I took tonight off - that qualifies, right? I just woke from 15 hours of sleep or so. I'm very pleased with myself. These coming days have potential!

I'm feeling quite sad today, but I'm having some trouble putting my finger on just why that is. Then a horrible thought came... what if these jeans Melanie made me buy are "emo?" :\

Yes, ladies and gentlemen... she took me shopping...

"But being with you was kind of like being with an asshole."

- Lisa

Doom gets two severed thumbs up!

WTFOTFL?

http://www.dkbnews.com/flash/2004/hanaV.com_ssong189.swf

Japanese or Korean?