Kevin, I'm wearing your pants right now. Don't worry, I'm trying not to get too much hazardous waste on them. Everyone else: it's just an experiment, I promise I'm not going to get all... y'know... Melvined. :)

A couple days ago, I was informed by a female that castration would do wonders for my personality.

At work they use CB radios to communicate between the plant, people in vehicles, and the offices. There's one in the lab too, and sometimes I get to use it, which means I've gotten to say things like "[Name], you got a copy?" I'm pretty cool, but I haven't worked up the nerve to use "10-4" yet. I'm working on it.

My dad is thinking about renting out our upstairs granny apartment. When he first mentioned the idea, I was not a big fan of it. I should learn to be more open-minded. I came home today to find this note on the counter ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, friends, but I can't remember the last time I laughed so uncontrollably.

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I had two things of ramen yesterday and my blood still feels salty - I'm not sure how I can tell. I've also started reading a Battletech book for the first time in forever - it is good to get back to that world. It's a nice day and I don't need to work tonight, which of course has me a little on edge dreading that this situation won't last, which ( Read more... )

I was thinking. Commercial fishing is one the most dangerous jobs in America. I bet when they came out with those "dophin safe" tuna labels, fisherman were annoyed.

Who will go with me to that bar by James and Amanda's (Lapeer rd and... Irish?) to find out what Dancing Sandwiches are?

Does anyone else find that "Brown Eyed Girl" makes them picture Snoopy dancing? I just sort of noticed that thought pattern in the car tonight.

Yesterday at work people started talking about winning the lottery. This one guy said "I'd have a job even if I won - at that point I just wouldn't care if I got a paycheck. I couldn't sit around at home all day." Another kid said "I'd probably just have a part-time job ( Read more... )