hey all, ralphy here, mother is starting to get on my nerves...She just sits in her rocking chair all day and all night. Shes even too lazy to rock back and forth, so evrey 10 minutes i have to go give her another push. Another problem is mother is starting to smell like rotten fish, the last time i remember ever smelling a smell that bad was when ( Read more... )

hey everyone, ralphy here, i feel much better then i did last night...Mother sleeps alot, jee wizz can that woman sleep...It may be because i stopped her snoring so it helps her sleep easier??? ANYwho i got bored and tired of mother sleeping so i grabbed some duck tape and taped her eye lids open, she still seems a bit pooped, but thats what ( Read more... )

hello everyone, sorry about that, me and mother just got into a little tussle. Mother saw me type down "she can shove that broccolie up her ass" and got very angy and threw my 6'5 250 pound frame to the ground. Mother is much stonger then she looks for someone being 5'5. Well after she threw me down she started screaming at me and wouldnt stop. So ( Read more... )

hello all, ralphy here...Well where to start.... im not sure what is going on but i feel like the biggest sour apple ever. Today i got blue balled by my online girl friend. We we cybering and i was giving her cyber head and then afterwards when she was supposed to give me cyber head she signed off...Mother is reading my entry as i type, its ( Read more... )

hey everyone ralphy here, you wouldnt believe what just happened to me. Tonight mother was reading golf digest, and she tooted! hehe, mother is so silly, sometimes i just dont know what makes her so nutty. Dont tell mother, but i think she acted this way tonight was because she didnt eat her beans. Sometimes mother can get a little cooky because of ( Read more... )

hey everyone, ralphy here. this was fun, talk to you later!!!