I'm sitting on Kent's floor watching Donnie Darko with my boss and my other boss (and getting paid for it) when the room collectively notices that Seth Rogan is in this movie. With a full line of, "But uh...didn't your dad like, stab your mom ( Read more... )

I love when drunk logic dictates that "Turn Left" actually means alternately "Turn Right" or "Go Straight through this stop sign" or "Park here on the right side of the road" or probably even "I'm on fire ( Read more... )

In the beginning there was Tom and Tom said, "LET THERE BE MYSPACE!" and so there was. And on the third day he invented the "Survey" and since then I don't know where any of the other surveys have come from. Is it like in Gremlins where you add water and they spring a thousand more, each one rummaging around the internet to create havoc and ( Read more... )

It seems hard for a night to go by at cahoots without a fight breaking out or coming dangerously close to breaking out. Whenever they do they always play out in that drunken way where, even if you spent the couple of hours watching the fighters begin to stumble down their personal staircases of stupid, knowing good and well that they'll only end ( Read more... )

I got an email today saying that if I could have a script ready in ten days, then I could probably get it performed, and direct it, at Bellarmine. As a one act. Not a short, a full act ( Read more... )

I managed to watch almost all 13 hours of The Wire (season 4) in a single day ( Read more... )

I'm looking at livejournal again and it's like that awkward moment when you check in on an ex-relation and you both look at the floor and talk to the floor tiles and ask, "So uh...yeah ( Read more... )

The fight with mom begins two days before it took place. This is brought on when Dad calls and I say, essentially, yeah I'm quitting UPS and also school. I will live as a hobo and smell bad and also drive around drunks for a while WHILE FINISHING MY NOVEL! TAKE THAT PARENTAL EXPECTATIONS OF CORPORATE GREATNESS! I'M GOING TO WRITE A NOVEL! HA ( Read more... )

I just wandered past the humanities building where somebody took chalk and graffittied the shit out of the brick walls with Fight Club phrases. "In Tyler We Trust" "RIP Bob Paulson" and the five rules to Project Mayhem from the book. They also did some actual STENCIL graffiti saying simply, PROJECT MAYHEM ( Read more... )

For the first time in years I wake up with an undying urge to WRITE like a maniac. I've got all the symptoms of writing fever, including that all your witty remarks go to something other than your livejournal so you come up with crap terms like "writing fever ( Read more... )