In spite of a world with infinite possibilities, drunk logic usually remains the same. Because of this, you wind up meeting really the same four people over and over again while driving their drunk asses home. This is cityscoot ( Read more... )

I'm working Sunday night, like I would anyway. It's odd in that I didn't work Saturday night because the snow was still so thick on the ground that CityScoot didn't open and I had a night off. And for one I actually WANTED to work ( Read more... )

Thursday has long been set as opening night for Wild in the Streets. And by Wednesday evening, everyone is running around in a panic going "OH GOD WE STILL DON'T HAVE THIS DONE!!!! NOOOOOOO ( Read more... )

If there's a reason to stay up way past my bedtime on a Sunday night, technically a VERY early Monday morning, it's because there's a moonlight figure, beautiful in her shape, laying almost naked on my bed ( Read more... )

If I’ve learned anything about women, it’s that what works in the animal kingdom for males to attract mates does NOT work for humans. What works for a chinchilla will NOT work for you. Inevitably if you meet a nice girl and you want to show her your appreciation by building her a giant fort out of sticks and mud and saliva, really, you’re more ( Read more... )

I left for rehearsal a few hours early to capitalize on gaining time to eat (nowadays a rarity) and time to check emails and time to catch up on homework while I'm stranded at Bellarmine a few hours early with nothing to do ( Read more... )

I don't know when I became a narcoleptic. It must have been at the start of the semester. Maybe even earlier when I got in the habit of not getting up just because I didn't want to ( Read more... )

Sitting in my apartment, finally, is The Stanely Kubrick collection. Except I don't get to have fun with it for like...the rest of the millenium ( Read more... )

I left UPS with a surplus of $600. Thank you Metro College bonus checks ( Read more... )

The following script will be performed at Bellarmine University at some point in either March or April. Dates unknown yet.

A single light goes up stage right.  We are inside of Sarah and John’s home.  Through the single light we can see only the front door, a coat hanger just to the side of it and a small lamp table under that.  The door opens.  ( Read more... )