and here i thought i was special in this regard. there's no story, just a decision to utilize some wardrobe that becomes available when it's not freezing out.
this is a long standing debate. i could argue that the basic statement "i'm not wearing pants" includes an inferred reference to the concept of "proper pants. shorts as a derivation of pants is something that can be debated.
however, since i'm also not wearing shorts either, the point is moot.
really, the best argument for a kilt is to be able to say you're not wearing pants. there are other arguments, [outlined below] but that's my favorite.
it's actually a very different experience when compared to the standard, bifurcated lower garment known as pants. in many respects, it's much lighter, freer and airy.
the fact that it's a semi-established means for a guy to wear a skirt is another.
and then there's Adam's point below.
and also, the topic of underwear comes up a lot more when you're wearing a kilt, which is interesting in its own right. and since i believe in interesting underwear [today there are dragons], this is a good thing.
I did a Google Search for "lick + legs" or some such. It was one of the first things to come up. The full pic is majestic. She's totally standing on a beach (with a gun in her hand; staring at the sea, staring at the sand).
do you have room in that little pink house for a chapel and shrine? can i move in to learn from the master?
i keep meaning to try the kilt commando style, but back out every time [damn winds]. do you have secret Jedi skills that convinces others that you are in fact wearing pants ["this is not the package you're looking at"]?
Jedi skills no, but a loud, firm voice helps. Shouting the phrase "locker room" before commencing pantlessness often covers the okay-you've-been-warned piece.
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Photos, plskthnxbye.
(Okay, so we know there's a story in this...why are so many of my beloved fellows pantless this week?)
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If you're wearing shorts, those still count as pants.
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however, since i'm also not wearing shorts either, the point is moot.
really, the best argument for a kilt is to be able to say you're not wearing pants. there are other arguments, [outlined below] but that's my favorite.
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Hey, there are plenty of good things to be said about the utilikilt.
(*cricket sounds*)
Okay, anyone? Anyone at all.
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the fact that it's a semi-established means for a guy to wear a skirt is another.
and then there's Adam's point below.
and also, the topic of underwear comes up a lot more when you're wearing a kilt, which is interesting in its own right. and since i believe in interesting underwear [today there are dragons], this is a good thing.
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Hey, you - I've been meaning to ask where you got that icon of Amanda in her P.J. Harvey t-shirt. Details!
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...why did you Google "lick + legs"? I didn't know you were a P.J. fan. Or maybe you're just a damned pervert.
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Oh, except for socks. I was wearing socks at the time. Can't forget those.
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i keep meaning to try the kilt commando style, but back out every time [damn winds]. do you have secret Jedi skills that convinces others that you are in fact wearing pants ["this is not the package you're looking at"]?
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