Comments | ramblingmadman: Come here, young blank

ramblingmadman

Come here, young blank

Mar 28, 2006 23:29

So I was walking towards the train today, listening to music, enjoying the 40 degree weather, usual stuff. Once the song ended I was thrown back into the audio world around me. Cars honking, hobos begging, busses breaking, more hobos begging, etc. All this was very standard until I heard something that brought my mental gears to a grinding hault ( Read more... )

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marcodelbluth March 29 2006, 07:51:36 UTC

Remember on "Blue's Clues," when Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper named their lovechild Paprika?

Not only was it predictable, it was just plain bad. Norbert bad.

ramblingmadman March 29 2006, 08:34:12 UTC

Hahah as if he wasn't going to have enough problems on the playground having an interracial couple for parents.

funkmasterc March 29 2006, 10:36:43 UTC

Norbert is pretty bad, although I maintain Pubert takes the cake.

ramblingmadman March 29 2006, 19:05:45 UTC

HAH true, but any son of Gomez is a friend of mine.

funkmasterc March 29 2006, 21:10:17 UTC

Oh my god. A+ for that reference.

musicsnob5128 March 29 2006, 18:29:54 UTC

I once met a woman who called her two daughters Bertha and Ethel when they misbehaved in public...I think she called it some form of discipline or something. Though I never understood the method, I can only pray that this Norbert business is something much the same.
On the bright side, Norbert still seems to be a better name than Pepsi or something, and I know people name kids things like that...I for one would rather be named Norbert than have a namesake that's just some sort of commercial food brand.

ramblingmadman March 29 2006, 19:05:21 UTC

It's certainly better than "These are my two sons, Walker and Texas Ranger..."

veganvixen7 March 29 2006, 19:49:16 UTC

I dated a guy named Angus. His first name was Samuel...but he actually PREFERRED to use his middle name...Angus.

ramblingmadman March 29 2006, 23:03:35 UTC

Damn, did he do it because of his love for beef or just because of that great mid-90's movie of the same name?

tengaar March 30 2006, 01:58:59 UTC

That Spears bitch ruined my name. She doesn't even spell it right.

Brian wants his first born son to be Named Jack, and I like the Name Russell we thought of compromising.... but then we'd have Jack Russell Choponis.

Jack Verson has a nicer ring to it. I never met a Jack I didn't like :)

ramblingmadman March 30 2006, 03:03:57 UTC

I'd compromise even further by going with Jussel or Rack....but that's why people don't let me have their children ;-)