Why I am not to watch commercials at 4 A.M.

[rampagingturtle]

I've had issues with pregnancy-test commercials in the past. So many of them feature prospective parents who act like they're about to find out that they have been chosen to host the second coming of Christ, and completely ignore the reality that the person using the test is at least as likely to muttering some mixture of expletives and prayers

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[logrusboy]

So there's still hope for my commercial where a cheerleader steps out of the girls room, enters the auditorium, steps up behind the podium, then triumphantly holds up a negative test and delightedly announces to the assembly, "Go home, boys! The DNA test is cancelled!"?

[rampagingturtle]

That is pure genius.

[logrusboy]

And yet I can't get a marketing job. Just can't figure that one out....