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This post guaranteed to be at least 95% content-free
But this meme amuses me greatly, so I must post it anyway.
In other utterly-useless-but-amuses-me-greatly news, I cannot stress strongly enough how badly all you Mozilla users need the Firesomething extension for Firefox. No longer will you be limited to merely running Firefox! I'm running Mozilla Spacesquid as we speak! Spacesquid, people! ( Read more... ) -
Oh... my....
Flaming sousaphone? Check.
Fire choreography? Check.
Disturbing "schoolgirls"? Check.
Britney Spears? Check.
The same guy who gave us the soundtrack to the pinker side of WoW? Check.
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"You'd have to be rich to drive to work."
In this article about gas prices in Beverly Hills, one local explains her fuel conservation strategy while filling up her Escalade at $4.299 a gallon at a local full-service gas station:
"It's $98.55, for 22.9 gallons," said Best. "But I conserve by not driving much. I only drive a little and always in my neighborhood. You'd have to be rich to ( Read more... ) -
Blame wurmwyd for the following meme
"If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do? All comments will be permanently screened because it's a secret. Then repost this in your LJ. You might be surprised with the responses you get." -
Sometimes I just want to kick people in the kidneys...
...over and over and over and over...
The entire article is scary, but what REALLY got me abso-fucking-lutely irate was this quote toward the end of the article:
Determining abortion restrictions state-by-state only makes sense to Dorothy Timbs, legislative counsel for the department of state legislation at National Right to Life ( Read more... ) -
God stuff!
For those of you on my friends list who are concerned about governmental interference in the rights of the faithful to share the truth with the heathens around us, there is heartening news from Kansas. A brave member of the state Board of Education has stood up for a middle school teacher who would share The Truth with his students against another ( Read more... ) -
Yet Another Reason Why I <3 The Onion
...And we thought Duke's lacrosse team had problems....
The National Humor Service has issued a snarf warning for this link. Readers should be on the lookout for beastiality humor and social satire. Readers at work are advised to seek safer reading until the threat of supervisors has left your cubicle. -
I made a commercial!
Most of you have probably heard about Chevrolet's demonstration of the Law of Unintended Consequences, AKA their Chevy Apprentice program, which invites netizens to create their own commercials for the 2007 Chevy Tahoe. Naturally, the contest has had more than its share of SUV critics submitting entries. As for me? There was stuff to drag around ( Read more... ) -
This was supposed to go to customers_suck. Yes, I'm dork.
Back in '96 Hurricane Fran hit the coast of North Carolina. She apparently decided that she like what she'd seen so far and proceeded to explore the rest of the state. By the time she'd gotten to where I was living (two or three hours inland, driving) she'd been downgraded to a tropical storm, but was still quite nasty. We awoke to find fallen ( Read more... )
