...until 3 AM or so. Anybody who gets exceptionally bored between now and then should feel free to harrass me via the messaging service of your choice.

I'm up way the hell too early this morning (stupid job), but at least there was good news waiting for me when I got up.

Tennessee county overturns gay ban

Or maybe it was just sara_bellum's threat of a "big homo orgy" that did it. Which reminds me, I'm gonna have to come up with a different excuse to be dipped in honey and thrown to the lesbians.

And people wonder why I want to get the hell out of Tennessee.

I suddenly feel an intense need to get me some hot girl-lovin' in Rhea County. It's a moral imperative. I'm sure the hubby will understand.

I think I'll bring my own girl though. I'm just not real impressed with the local breeding stock there.

mike infected me with the plague. i feel like crap. i need quarantine tape for the doors. public suicide sucks, and the bottle of nyquil that jumped to its death from my cart in the checkout line at kroger today should have known better.

no more long sentences. too much work. more drugs. more bed. no more awake.

I get to talking about cum-guzzling and completely forget to share my Dumbass Moment of the Week with my nearest and dearest ( Read more... )

Having been deprived of my husband by his employer for the past five days, I've had the opportunity to broaden my familiarity with the wonderful world of erotic fiction. Okay, so I was working on that before he left too, but that's not the point. The point is that I've noticed a recurring motif in the erotica I've been reading, namely much being ( Read more... )

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I have been awake since my last post. That's twenty-two hours of trying to function on two and a half hours of sleep. For all I know they've secretly replaced my brain with Folger's crystals and I have not noticed the difference. I had a good time visiting sara_bellum and her man. It was an educational experience. I learned that you can make some kick- ( Read more... )

I have to take Mike to the airport in an hour or so. I woke up about 4 and had to pee, and my body has apparently decided that since I had to get up early anyway there was really no point in going back to sleep. I tried explaining to it that two hours later than 4 was still "early" and I could therefore sleep those two hours without ruining my ( Read more... )

There's music that makes a person feel very... present, I suppose. You listen to it, it touches something inside you. It may be joy, or sadness, or rage, or lust, or any of a million other different things. Whatever it is, the music makes you feel it, and while you are listening that feeling is part of you.

That's not the music I'm talking about.

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