Well, in just a matter of days I shall become a man. No, I'm not being mitzvahed, and no, it doesn't involve a woman. I am about to embark on my first out of state travels completely planned and implemented by myself ( Read more... )

Team USA Banjo says America isn't smart enough to handle more than one instrument.
Tell them how wrong they are.

I hope that John Kerry wins simply so I can use this phrase:

Kerry the One!

I know I'm turning into the sporadically-updated-wacky-links-surplus-wearhouse-closeout-sale-journal, but:

Lego Spider-Man 2

See you in a month and a half!

I just wrote this in an essay for a literature class:

There is one glaring problem that completely took me out of the story. The narrator describes two ominous dreams he had and says: "In the first, I witnessed the destruction of the planet Krypton, Superman’s home world. Billions of superhuman geniuses went screaming off in walls of fire." Hey. ( Read more... )

I've learned to set my goals much lower.

Click here for a bluegrass tribute to Radiohead.

Rodeohead, folks. Rodeohead.

I'd like to send something to the Randall estate to honor Tony's death, but I'm so confused:


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I've never used a meme before. I hope I'm doing it right.

I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they would LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY.

Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.I apologize to all those kind folks who have befriended me who dislike this sort of thing. It won't happen again ( Read more... )

Okay. The 100 Jokes are dead. Almost halfway.

The last episode of Frasier will air tonight and I would like to post the only possible finale that I will be content with:
MARTY ( Read more... )