Batman was really good, but I didn't understand the need to write the character of Alfie into the movie just so the studio could put Michael Cain in the film.

I hate spoilers, so if you do too, don't click on the cut tag and read one more stupid joke about the new Batman movie.

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I, too, have joined the illustrious ranks of the previously established Supermasterpiece authors and have written my very own piece discussing science and the Bible working together. And it's timely, too, what with December 25th fast approaching, the birthday of Sir Isaac Newton.

When I returned the Multiplication Rap tape my teacher let me borrow I could tell that she didn't think I would like it so I responded to prove her right...

...even though I secretly liked "Everybody Dance and Multiply Too..."

So everyone is writing about the election. Instead of asking "who did you vote for?" or "how disappointed are you?" I'm asking a much different question:

What are you drinking?

We're a quarter through some Southern Comfort simply to appreciate the irony.

While listening to a spooky Halloween-type song with my suite-mate, Jon, I decided that if I ever had a band I would only write Halloween-type songs. Independantly of this, Jon decided to make a Halloween compilation CD. I have decided to become a part of it, here's a verse from "The Wolfman's Bar Mitzvah ( Read more... )

My college friend Jon was introducing me to the other people that he knows that live in our building:

Girl: So where do you guys live?
Jon: The G section.
Girl: Ah, the g-spot.
Jon: Yes!
Ramsey: Ah, that explains why I have so much trouble finding my room.

You see the subject was originally going to be "Ch-Ch-Changes," but then I switched at the last moment, really to only make myself laugh. Deal.Okay, so. I've moved out. That was tough. I've got a new job. I've started classes, which will be tough. There's so much in my life that is changing, it'll be really interesting to see how I turn out ( Read more... )

Chicago was so great. I want to live there. It's so hard to go from such a bustling center of activity to a town with the population equivilent to the hostel we stayed in ( Read more... )

I'm off!