That's it? THAT'S IT?

All it did was make them forget where they put a few things and misremember a birthday?

Stupid Charmed Ones.

I hate it when a plan doesn't come together.

I wanted to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and now I'm all out of ass.

Stupid Charmed Ones. They think they're so smart, always foiling my plans.

But I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a....something sneaky.

I call upon the chaos veil
Against the Charmed Ones I do rail.
Make their minds befuddled be
Stupid is the Power of Three.Evil will always triumph because good is DUMB ( Read more... )

Life sucks monkeys right now. I don't really have anyone to be a minion to, and Fred took a cooking class that causes him to put too much garlic in my food. That bastard is just damn lucky that I don't happen to be a vampire right now. Anyway, I think that that middle Charmed bitch is trying to rival me with evilness. I saw that haircut, baby ( Read more... )

*looks at Fred alarmingly*

*Is a chick this week*

*looks at chest and grins*

*creates lesbian subtext with Charmed One rather than trying to kill her*

*is very sexy, no, Fred*

FRED! I need some Evian! I am choking on the fire and brimstone! Cue DOWN the smoke machine! Too Much Smoke! Too evil!
Oh! It appears that the Source has a new host!
Worship, you dolt, worship!
Woooooorship!

Ow. God damn it.

*Hawaiian demon goes poof*

I am the evil that seems to kill the Charmed Ones. Muhahaha.

Yes, fear me, bitches.

Fred! You dolt, you were supposed to cue the scary music and smoke!

I'm working with monkies...