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inexplicable short story ahoy
Title: Punch And Judy
Summary: Um?
Rating: PG ishShe said, Maybe I’m not trying hard enough. Maybe there’s something I’m missing, and I should be walking forward and not looking back ( Read more... ) -
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Wait, did I forget to mention here that we bought our tickets for Ireland two weeks ago?
Because we bought our tickets for Ireland two weeks ago. -
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I am at the point in my Kids in the Hall watching where I desperately want a manservant Hecubus of my very own ( Read more... ) -
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Dear unintentionally hilarious fanfic writer, when you say your OC's "hair was messy with the color of ravens," that doesn't make me think "shiny black," so much as it makes me think "victim of birds' target practice." Thanks for the laugh, anyway. That woke me right up. -
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I am in no mood ( Read more... ) -
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Death drives a ‘97 Miata, lime green with racing stripes, nominally a convertible but with the top apparently permanently welded down, not exactly falling apart but not brand new either. When I called him on it, he shrugged and said he wasn’t a man who liked to play to stereotypes, that he wasn’t a man who could be put in a mold, that he wasn’t a ( Read more... ) -
sometimes I think I'm secretly Canadian
You know what? I completely forgot to watch last week's episodes of Once Upon a Time and Smash. You know what else? I don't miss them at all. I am not even slightly inclined to deal with Hulu in order to watch them, even. Huh.
Partly it could be that I'm distracted (there's New Girl, and then the resurgence of my long-dormant crush on Dave Foley ( Read more... ) -
ba-na-na-na na-na-na-na- FAN-FIC!
Title: Saturday Is A Day
Fandom: New Girl, God help us all
Characters/Pairing: Nick/Jess x2, Schmidt, and featuring Winston as the Only Sane Man
Genre: humor/blatant shipping
Rating: PG-ish ish
Summary: Sleeping Nick is a totally different guy. Real Nick feels a turtle face coming on.
A/N: I don't knowwwwwww.
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let me tell you about my shows
I've been trying not to be so down on Once Upon a Time, because apparently there are people (people who share opinions with me, in fact) who are actually tweeting the creators of the show and telling them point blank how much it sucks. And I don't want to think of myself as that kind of person, but I'm sorry. It actually really, really does. At ( Read more... ) -
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What am I doing why am I writing fanfiction for New Girl someone help me.
“Oh my God he's me,” says Schmidt, eyes strangely dull. “He's me, with your face. Oh my God it's like we made some sort of horrible baby together.”
“Don't ever say that again, Schmidt,” says Real Nick.