So what's happened so far this year ( Read more... )

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I am a slave to the corporate entity.. You don't know who's at the helm of the machine, but you know it runs off the blood sweat and tears of its employees, a man will work for 40 years and never see the big man who runs the company. He wakes up every day, polishes his shoes, shines his bald head and straightens his mustache to go slave away, and ( Read more... )

So here goes week number 2 of biking till you puke, I'll call you if I need help.... well.... whoever thinks they'll be of help in the near future.... meh fuckit... BYE!!!!

Ok,.... This nice old lady By the name of Smither Called my store yesterday. When I talked to her she sounded nice and patient.... not to mention British. So I look for her script, couldn't find it.... And then I finally got it typed up filled and ready to go. When she came to pick it up, I rang her up, Cashed her out, and Said, "Have a nice ( Read more... )

I hate having a heart....
I could have all the friends in the world...
I could be wealthy...
But as of now heartache gets the better of me....
And none of those things could possibly fix it....

Damn the man, Just when all is well in the Kingdom of Josh,.... what is that I hear? It's a knock at my door, prithee who is that at my chamber door, but 'tis my fair sister, "What is the matter dear child?" "'Tis our mother"... Yeah it went nothing like that btw ( Read more... )

Well, Today I worked in League City ( Read more... )

What did I do for my "vacation ( Read more... )

the Shock Jock
(52% dark, 47% spontaneous, 50% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also ( Read more... )