FIc: Crack. You have been warned

[randomly_rusted]

Summary: Crack: Lestrade, Sherlock, take a number....

Rating: R. Oh yes.

Type: PornWithSillyLines. Oh Without Plot too, but the silly lines are the thing.

It appeared on my hard drive, I have no idea where it came from. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Comments

[warriorbot]

Laughing so hard and loving every minute! I want to frame 'magnetism that was measured at something like "can pull the Queen Mary up into dry dock"' it's so brilliant.

And Beethoven's Fifth? *is doubly dead of the lulz AND the hot * Ode to bloody Joy more like!

[randomly_rusted]

You know for some reason Ode to Joy didn't occur to me! My excuse is I wanted something with low notes, yes, that's it!

[wordvagabond]

Hysterically cracky, OMGs. Loved it! *still giggling*