FIc: Crack. You have been warned

[randomly_rusted]

Summary: Crack: Lestrade, Sherlock, take a number....

Rating: R. Oh yes.

Type: PornWithSillyLines. Oh Without Plot too, but the silly lines are the thing.

It appeared on my hard drive, I have no idea where it came from. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Comments

[blackbirdblade]

Not normally a Sherlock/Lestrade girl but after reading this, well, I think I love you.

[dr_shinigami]

...and humming Beethoven's Fifth with special attention to the deeper registers.
I've snorted out loud at this. Add some quiet evil snicker, and you'll get the idea - most part of my colleagues think I've been plotting something dirty...)))

Gorgeous))
I think that "randomly_rusted" should become a sign of quality for the Sherlock BBC fiction))))

[randomly_rusted]

I think that "randomly_rusted" should become a sign of quality for the Sherlock BBC fiction

I've been fairly boggled by the reception!

[tehomet]

"No, I solve his cases so he'll let me do him! It's the only way I could jump the queue. Otherwise I'd be waiting years."

*dies*

Fabulous.

[rubicks_cube]

Of course everyone wants Lestrade - the man is like catnip to fangirls ;)

that was so funny, it will keep me smiling for the rest of the day thank you :)

[cool_tre_cool]

OMFG That is such cracktastic crakiness. (And completely crack!awesomesness)