Zoe has learned the art of sarcasm. yay. But this one I thought was pretty funny. She was talking to Cam, "Your whale's name is Paul? Oh, I thought it would be something intimidating like Tim or Molly ( Read more... )

Camden: Hi, What's your name?
Me: Momma
*Shakes my hand*
Camden: I'm Bob Sanders.

"I have a girlfriend. I not know her name. She's potty-trained." - Camden

Glad he sets such high standards for the girls he dates.

RemoveKatie Ballew Haugk What I hear: "Great Damn!" I get closer for a better hear, because really ??? Then I hear: "We need more twigs!" Yay! He is playing beaver! I can relax.

I think I need to start putting my Facebook quotes on here, so that I can have them forever... or at least for longer?  You know, really how long is this whole "interweb" ( Read more... )

Today I asked Cam to get me a diet coke, and he responded:  "I can't.  I'm a dog.  I only have paws.  See?" *holds up hands with fingers curled.*

Yesterday Zoe organized a wedding in our backyard.  She invited guests and told them to dress up.  She told them they needed a date.  They practiced dancing (with boys!) at recess.  She hired a caterer (well, talked Mrs Godden into baking muffins).  She moved chairs into rows before school, so they would be ready. The most amazing part?  The guests ( Read more... )

Every time I'm on here I think, Man it has been a long time ( Read more... )

Zoe:  "We are playing alcohol police.  We wanted to sell it, but we didn't have a liquor license ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure I am the last person on LiveJournal.  How in the world do they keep this site up...for free?  Anyway.  I love answering the MeMe questions.  It is a good delve into who I am and what my priorities are.   And I am narsisitic.  So here is another.  Mostly posted for my own enjoyment, but I always like comments and or steals.

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I am a meme queen.

****20 YEARS AGO (1989)****

1. How old were you? 17
2. Who were you dating? Bill Kettler
3. Where did you work? senior in high school
4. Where did you live? at home with my parents
5. Where did you hang out? church, Bill's house, I don't even remember?