Sydney, I don't know if anyone will ever see this, much less you.
We all miss you very much.
The picture you made with all of our faults/best jokes in it has been on my dorm wall all year, and it's always brought me back to last year in a way nothing else has.
Happy 17th birthday honey.

In case any of you missed it:

40's and Blunts in Central Park
Monday at 2:00pm

COME
or
DIE

xxoo

Happy Holidays

I´ll be back in the city on the 30th, leave comments with brilliant ideas for things to do there.

A friend asked me today if, as a wearer of boxer-briefs, I tucked up or down. I tried to explain that the penis exists at an essentially horizontal angle where it becomes distinct from the abdomen, and from thence must be dealt with in a manner fitting its elastic consistency. I tried to explain the presence of spongy erectile tissue below the ( Read more... )

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There's only one thing to do when the drinking and smoking has caught up with you and all you want to do is forget what you spent last night doing. Bike till you cry. I've got my tank top, my cutoff jeans, and a a splitting headache, and I've never been more stoked.

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I'm on the Cape where the internet connection is sketchy at best, and life is usually not even worthy of recording on LJ. Hence, it's nothing personal if I've been ignoring you in this self-indulgant digital forum.

Thursday and Friday I stayed awake until it was light outside. Last night/this morning I only managed to see the sky turn purple. I rule.