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[randomunderling]

This morning a guy was handing out bibles in the cafeteria.

As I sat down to enjoy a plate of scrambled egg substitute and a tall glass of orange juice from concentrate, I thought to myself, "Good job, Gideons. You're just in time for finals."

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[randomunderling]

WTF, Steadman. You know they don't just hand out babies here.

You have to sign for them.