so i got dumped like a month ago and that sucked. it took sophie like a week to find someone new to fuck. she also lied to my face. she said she never cheated on me but she did.

she isn't sorry.

the whole fucking world is laughing at me right now because i'm the biggest sucker in the world. i can't fucking believe this.

i hope you fucking die.

it's not that i don't believe you.

it's just, your ability to move on overwhelms me with sickness and jealousy. that's all.

your ten is my ninety. you have shouldn't be angry.

have you ever had to promise to attend someone's funeral? life, and what it expects you to do in the average situation, is a very funny thing.

So maybe i was wrong. all this time i thought for sure that i hated television. the real world, big brother, survivor (though i would have enjoyed it if they followed through with survivor: racist islands), all that shit bored the shit out of me. then came flavor of love, tila tequila etc and i was just insulted. but now times have changed ( Read more... )

Half of Led Zeppelin's catalog were actually covers that they didn't credit the original artists for. "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" - A folk song by Anne Bredon, this was originally credited as "traditional, arranged by Jimmy Page," then "words and music by Jimmy Page," and then, following legal action, "Bredon/Page/Plant." "Black Mountain Side" - ( Read more... )

Dear black people: give up!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4063086a1860.html

r kelly is the best out of all y'all, at least according to r kelly

hey! i'll make you a beat for money. ill pretty much do anything for money actually. please give me some money. money money money gimme gimme gimme. im as broke as my guitar and i need money to fix it or get another one money gimme money because i'm stacking for a deposit on and apartment gimme gimme and i cant spend any of my own money so gimme

so one year ago today d12 turned into d10 because dumbass proof pulled his gun on some guy over a pool game. the other guy's man subsequently capped proof in the head. let's give thanks to the rap gods for taking out yet another sucka MC. if you liked proof you have shitty taste in rap.

i swear this one is good this time

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