It's been one week!

[randy_andie]

I'm still holding on, just thought everyone should know.

See, I'm not as much of a slut as everyone thought.

Comments

[randy_andie]

I'd love a cookie, thanks.

[randy_andie]

Cake's good too. I deserve a reward.

[erudite_vagrant]

You know priests and nuns go their whole lives without having sex?

[randy_andie]

Good thing I'm not a priest or a nun.

Besides, do you really think that they're virgins when they go into the... convent or whatever?

[erudite_vagrant]

I don't think their sexual history prior is really the issue. But the fact that they go decades, the rest of their lives, without having sex? That's impressive.

[randy_andie]

It is impressive, I'll admit. I'm just not one that could ever do it.

[fallingblack]

I'm proud of you, Andromeda.

[randy_andie]

Thank you Regulus, I appreciate your good words.

[checking_kings]

Here's a thought I had. Whilst stoned, I must admit.

If you really wanted to improve yourself, you wouldn't find the need to tell us all the time. If you keep telling us, we're just going to think you're only doing it because you want to impress us, not because anything has actually changed.

[randy_andie]

That's a very nice thought, it really is.

But the truth is, I'm quite impressing myself. I didn't think I'd be able to do it. And I am.

[checking_kings]

Yeah, but thing is. Most people don't like advertising how well they're doing in conquering addictions and stuff. Because they're actually sort of ashamed they have to? I'm just saying people might think you're not really serious. Not that you aren't, I was just telling you in case.

[randy_andie]

Why would people think I'm not serious when I'm obviously not having sex?

[randy_andie]

Thanks Acacia! I'm trying, really.