I’m exhausted.

Been a hella day-a hella weekend, actually, with much more drama than I really needed or required this close to going on the first ever Court Jesters tour. I have the feeling the drama has just started, too. Probably just as well I will be on the road/out of the country.
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Simon Fucking Cooper used the annual MDL Anniversary party to serve Becks w/ divorce papers. In public. Because he's an asshole and didn't get the promotion he thought he deserved and because Becks never provided him with an heir. Needless to say, Father handed him his arse on a plate (with a minimal severance package, probably more than he ( Read more... )

Oh, I have been so schtum on things on my usual social media sources (twitter, Facebook page, official blog) it isn't funny. But, since this journal is fairly locked down, I can indulge in a bit of whinging ( Read more... )

Swear I'm comin' back here in 2011, even if it's just an rss feed from elsewhere. Had to post this shite, though, 'cause I'm In.A.Mood!To. (Does that even make sense? Thought not.) My precious and her grandparents are stuck in Paris due to all the snow. (Tres Tragique, non?) Am bored. Thus trolling through memories etc.

Meme The First:

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See, here's more proof positive that David Fucking Tennant wants to be my brother. *rolls eyes* Only Ricky dresses as #5, from what I hear....

David Tennant Has Steamy Sex as Dr Who."

(And, yanno, I had steamy sex as Julian, Earl of Worth before he even met her. Thing for dressing up, she has.)

What with all the "Is he or isn't he leaving" bruhahahaha going on in the press, it's only right and proper that I cover m' tracks by doing the following:


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It took her LONG enough to dump that ratbag known as K-Fed. Next time, Britney, make like Shardnay and marry yer dog. You'll be much happier!

I pass really well in drag, yanno. So if yer looking for a female-like person to replace Billie, I could help you out. You've seen The Diva Project, yeah? (If not, I'll have my p.a. send you a disc....)

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. Riiiiiiight. Named after a fictional dog. (Oh, all right, and some obscure war-between-the-states battle.) Hate to admit this, but Geri's baby's name pwns Bradgilina's.

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Fuck, girl, what are you THINNKING? Saddling your daughter with the name "Bluebell Madonna"??????? Are you insane??????

(Either that, or I really did fuck yer brains out all those years ago....)