[ o3 ] it's raining, it's po - wait, oh shi - !

[ranking_prince]

I don't feel so good... I feel really heavy and sick.

I hope it stops raining soon...

[[ Backdated ever-so-slightly referring to this. Fuuta's weak to the rain, so, uh, somebody help him plz? ]]

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[bubblyhealer]

NOT TO WORRY, I AM A CLERIC!

Heavy and sick, hmm? I've got it!

YOU MUST BE PREGNANT.

[ranking_prince]

Theory? I thought you said you were a cleric!

Well, um, I'm good I think? I'm not sure about anything anymore.

[baracca_c]

[Social etiquette - probably? XD I just didn't want to burst into your thread without permission~]

[walks in on this, looking from Fuuta to Serra and back again, blinking.]

...Um.. what.. is everything ok?

[ranking_prince]

[[ I guess we should establish posting order? Is Dino - Serra - Fuuta sound good to you guys? ]]

[bubblyhealer]

((Ahahaha I need to leave for school soon so uh DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO))

[baracca_c]

[Sounds good~]

[bubblyhealer]

BREATHE BREATHE BREATH--

GASP. It's--It's--It's my puppy-wuppy~ ♥ Oh, Diiiinooo, meet my pregnant patient! He's giving birth right now, so this isn't probably the best time. The puppy biscuits are on my desk as always--you can go treat yourself.

[ranking_prince]

I'm breathing! [ makes loud exaggerated inhaling sounds to prove it ]

[[ Sorry about the wait, had to restart the computer. And no problem Serra-mun, we can always finish up later. ]]

[baracca_c]

I'm not a- ...pregnant? Wha-... Serra, Fuuta's a boy I think..

[looks to Fuuta] You don't have to do that..

[bubblyhealer]

Oh. Oh I see. SO THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.

FUUTA HAS BEEN IN AN AFFAIR WITH MY DOG, DINO, AND THIS BABY IS THEIR LOVE CHILD! OH, TSUNA! I FEEL FOR YOU! Do-don't worry, Fuuta, I shan't tell Tsuna.

[ranking_prince]

I haven't been doing anything like that, I swear, especially not with Dino-nii or Tsuna-nii! So there's nothing to tell anybody!

[baracca_c]

W-what?! [stares in shock before shaking his head] Serra! He's just a kid! I would never.. why is this girl so crazy?

[smiling sheepishly at Fuuta] Sorry, I think Serra likes to jump to insane strange conclusions sometimes...

[bubblyhealer]

BAD DINO. BAD. NO MORE PUPPY DOG BISCUIT TREATS FOR YOU!

Ohh, Tsuna, how your plans have backfired! Cheating on Mist--only to be cheated on yourself! Bu-But I suppose I must forgive and forget--for the sake of Alexander Tristan--COME, Dino! You must help Fuuta give birth!

[ranking_prince]

I'm really, really confused now.

And I still don't feel all that great...

[baracca_c]

Is there anything I could say that would get through...

Help...? Serra, men can't give birth.. um.. [smiles nervously] How about I take him to a doctor then? [gives Fuuta a look that says 'go with it']

[bubblyhealer]

I'M A CLERIC. I ALREADY TOLD YOU.

NOW SPREAD YOUR LEGS OR I'LL TELL TSUNA.