[Dispatch #002]

[rankyakukaku]

Oh dear. I...seem to have been press-ganged into a crew of pirates. This is a predicament. Whatever shall I do? La, I do believe I feel faint~!

[OOC: strikes are NOT visible]

Comments

[chameleongun]

I suppose it was only a matter of time.

[rankyakukaku]

Oh? There are a great many pirate crews on the Line, and press-ganging is not uncommon, I suppose, but why do you say that, I wonder?

[chameleongun]

It was just an idle thought. My apologies.

[rankyakukaku]

I'll think nothing of it, then. Who might you be, pray?

[history_pirate]

Press-ganged? You?

[rankyakukaku]

Hm. Hello Nico Robin.

Yes. Press-ganged. Entirely against my will.

[history_pirate]

Indeed. Big plans, then?

[rankyakukaku]

Oh, I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. I'll be out of here in a jiffy.

[black_hat_cat]

I'd laugh, but I feel that might be cheap.

[rankyakukaku]

Save me, Lucci~!

[black_hat_cat]

Oh, Kaku. You know you don't deserve rescue if you can't stop a bunch of pirates.

[rankyakukaku]

Rats. I suppose I'm helpless and at their mercy, then.

[stareye_allen]

Crew of pirates?

[rankyakukaku]

Yes, a crew of pirates. It's very irksome.

[stareye_allen]

Which crew?

ooc: random made-up crew FTW!

[rankyakukaku]

They're called the Smile Pirates. The name is somewhat deceptive.

[serving_love]

...Heh. Yeah, I'm sure that's real troublesome for you.

[rankyakukaku]

Ahaha...I've been trying to prevent people from volunteering to rescue me. Odd folk on this network.