... you will not go to the doctor on you day off because you dont want to waste a purfectly good doctors note.

... you get stuck behind a train and are pissed that it did not make you late for work.

I am sitting on my porch smoking and chatting on the internet.

Aint technolgy grand!!!!

Every once in a while you find a website with a new so bad you just have to groanhere is a good example:I Shot the Serif

Thursday I got my car back from the shop. Today I called Geico and got insuance.Oh and I also  ordered a laptop that should be here on or before the 7th..

I have come up with a t-shirt that would be perfect for mattmoo

On the front:
I looks could kill....

On the back:
I would be a mass murderer

Paramount Releases Highly Anticipated Star Trek Service Pack

you can lead a customer to dialup networking but you cant make them think

billahedron : a polyhedron with 640 side.

"No one will ever need more than 640 sides"

From a customer who  just got "Linux 9.1 professional "  (turned out to be SUSE) last week

"98 found my modem  why cant this."

"AOL worked fine on here."

"Dont you have a CD that can set this up for me?"

But the queues are the only thing that matters, escalations be damned. We are shit that they scrape off there soles as far a they are conserned that is unless they have something that they cant fix or then dont want to deal with then we are gods!!!!!