It may be a little early but what the heck

here you go Dougal

My co-worker JC has come up with a great idea for a new BISP.

I how do you think this sounds.:

Thank you for calling ShortBus.com Customer Service.  My name is ________.  May I have your username and disability please?

"Why did this happen"You know the old saying "If its not broke dont fix it" well in all the years I have been working with windows I have found out there they have added a new line. "When it breaks it really breaks". I have seen system that should never have been able to connect that have done so months maybe years and then one day the user looks ( Read more... )

I really wish I was independently wealthy. Then Money would not matter and I could work for what ever job I like the best and what company treated me the way I want to be treated.

I know it will not happen in this life time, but we  can still dream

HSP ModemsDo you remember the 'I love Lucy Show ( Read more... )

Do I have to be connected to the internet to do this?
I cant open that because I only have one phoneline.

"We can Do that, its sort of programming you VCR before the movie comes on."

How DHCP works

Its sort like the parking lot at the store. chances are good that you will not get the same parking place everytime you go to the store.

5/20 9:02 AM
My superviser send out a mail about leaving 6 minutes  early.

5/21 10:30 AM
I get a message from  my supervisor stating that I have 19 minutes of over time and that I have to leave early.

Do you see something wrong with this picture?

Perl is kind of ugly. This is true. The symbol of Perl has become the camel, from the cover of the venerable Camel book (also known as Programming Perl ), a sister to this one. Camels are kind of ugly, too. But they work hard, even in tough conditions. Camels are there to get the job done despite all difficulties, even when they look bad and smell ( Read more... )

ME: now end proccess on avserver.exe
CU: Done
ME: have you heard the news about the Sasser worm?
CU: Ya but I did not pay much attention to it.
ME: Well Guess what?

I hate being call Randall,
The only person that called  me that was my mom when I was in trouble.
So Why the FUCK did I just  answer the  phone "Thank you for calling internet tech support this is Randall"