Maybe you wiped too hard, or went overboard with the chili peppers.  In either case, your okole stay itchy.

Great, try some lotion.  That can calm it.

Note that lotion comes in a tube.  Hand sanitizer also comes in a tube.  They are often stored near each other.  Do not confuse the two.  That is all!

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WTF is up with these people who play Brawl online by standing around and trying avoid getting hit?  When I end up with a group like this, it's not one or two rounds, but round after round after round of them running away, taunting, farting around, anything that doesn't involve taking hits.  I assume it's to get to sudden death, but, come on and ( Read more... )

While checking out at the supermarket, I hear a child giggle behind me and a parent saying "Come here ( Read more... )

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Yay!  I got mail.  Paper mail.  Bills ( Read more... )

I've been having a mean-ass craving for sweets.  How mean-ass?  I absent-mindedly ate the toothpaste blob off of my toothbrush.

My stomach felt kind of wonky later.  For future reference, I advise against ingesting toothpaste.

On the bright side, candy should be cheap today.  Off to the supermarket!

Real beer and ice cream? WTF? EW!

Yeah, that's what everyone else at the table said during a recent lunch outing to Stone Brewing Co.  I thought "That sounds screwed up enough that it might be good!".  So, on the way out, I snapped up a bottle of their Smoked Porter, figuring that if all else fails, I'll have something nummy to drink.

Three days ( Read more... )

I'm pedaling up a small hill and really leaning on the pedals when there's a *crunk* and simultaneously, a pedal seizes. My foot with most of my weight on it slips off and... well I fall, only to be caught by the nose of the saddle.
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Nom!! *puts the remainder of the bag on the top shelf of the cupboard, way out of reach*

http://www.buykettlechips.com/catalog/product/view/id/504/s/honey-dijon/category/4/


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