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[rape_vic]

Hey, I was on the net reading about this man who actully had a mole on his left testical. He aparantly picked at it until one day it started bleeding. He belives girls like his testi-mole but I know the truth

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[sergiodeathstar]

Praw farm prawn farm prawn farn prawn farm prawnfarm..

So, are you doing soft prawn?
Putting a big prawny in your mouth ?
Thats a few puns I came up with.
I learnt themn from someones dad.

worse than rape

[rape_vic]

Last time I tried Punnery I was stuffed into a garbage bag where three of my (EX) friends vomited in it and sealed it up and rolled me down a hill but I'll try a pun just to make you and everyone else who reads this god forsaken Journal happy...

Here we go...

Some people say I'm well hung like a shrimp... is that even a pun?

I don't want to get creative here because some of the veiwers here know my address and I couldn't handle a repeat of last time.

[beigebogies]

HAHA!
The Prawn farm!
I remember the brochure you brought back,
and the jealousy and hatred I felt because of it

Nightmare in Taupo

[rape_vic]

That road trip... Hursh still has vivid nightmares about it and I'm not joking either!

Re: Oiled teeth

[rape_vic]

Its good to know you still care and love me...