You think youve go problemssergiodeathstarOctober 27 2005, 01:03:43 UTC
Stop your wimpering. Last nite I was dumped by my uncle. He said he didnt want to be my uncle or my lover and he was sick of me not cleaning the vomit in my bed. Each vomit is like a photograph of a beautiful nite of bullimia, and so obviously, it hurt deep down inside forever where its special.
Ive got one word for you young man, pull your drinking straw out of that bucket of feaces. Thats what I did, and now I ve got a better uncle, who is dead, and who lets me put big sea-crabs in his mouth while I stab him with a big knife I found in his kitchen after I killed him and molested his cat.
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Ive got one word for you young man, pull your drinking straw out of that bucket of feaces. Thats what I did, and now I ve got a better uncle, who is dead, and who lets me put big sea-crabs in his mouth while I stab him with a big knife I found in his kitchen after I killed him and molested his cat.
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