Ok I'm updating my journal but I don't think any of you deserve it. We need comments people... lots of them ( Read more... )

Hey, I was on the net reading about this man who actully had a mole on his left testical. He aparantly picked at it until one day it started bleeding. He belives girls like his testi-mole but I know the truth ( Read more... )

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Hey guys, I got a new and funny random word for all of us to use and giggle at.... Cheese!

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If your just laughed at that your are forbidden to read my journal from now on

Hello friends and men ( Read more... )

Hey Guys, I'm at university at the momment so I thought it would be an apropiate place to update my live journal ( Read more... )

Hey, yesterday I got drunk and roamed the streets of Melbourne which during the night was a desolate puberty city but during the day was riddled with little fucks just waiting for a broken bottle shoved into their mouths... Oh god what have I become ( Read more... )

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Hey Men, bad news... my good friend Margeret's Lower Torso (as you may have seen on TV)was discovered floating in the Yarra River of South Melbourne early this morning. For you people who don't know the Yarra River, well its the equvualant of the Hutt River of Wellington New Zealand except worse. 3 times as many lower torsos are washed up every ( Read more... )

The Bake off was a complete shit. Everything was going perfect except for when Elieen bought her "special kidz" and I kindly asked them to leave and they did. We should a lambington to Mr Lambi, little did he know slipped some slugs into it ( Read more... )