I have no cell phone...

it broke...

sorry soumiah, jackie, and co.

i suck

stupid gravity

i miss my baby...

and i passed Chaucer...but ouch, boy did that eval hurt!
it almost makes me not want to pass it, tell her she made a mistake or something

poor baby, his tire exploded on him
i should have waited

Sammyboi the Bored

fuck you Chaucer and your stupid dreams

one paper left

1 page down, 9 to go...

i can do this.....?

yeah....

just 9 pages.....

about...

stuff....and Chaucer....and his dream visions....yeah....

To pick up Samuel: Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

okay...how did this thing know that!!!!!!!!!!

i am just a sketchy slut

i like london...london is nice

they have stuff there

they do not have Bush there

i like london...london is nice
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it really is that simple

Sammyboi the Kicking-Anyone-Who-Voted-for-GWB

I DON'T WANT TO STUDY FOR MY ART HISTORY TEST AT TWO ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

since i can't scream it across the library, i figured this would be a nice alternative

Sammyboi the O-so-Tired

i just quit barnie's...last day is the 23rd!

then off to Big E's

who's not working in a mall during Christmas?!?!

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i miss talking to adam...and i am a dirty butt slug for not calling him yet

wow...that was really gross sounding

that is all

Sammyboi the NOT-Writing-his-Art-History-Paper

i just want to sleep and tell Jeannie i can't work anymore

i'll be minorly poor, but i can be a real college student like all those little rich kids who don't have to pay for shit

or those who have more scholarships than god

really

i just want to sleep

Sammyboi the Ahalrfhnhe'iklenfn

"When you die, and go to whatever afterlife (if any) you so wish, Samuel Beckett will be there laughing at you"

why is my life an absurdest trage-comedy?!?!?!?!?!?!

at least i will be able to study from The Romance of the Rose

Sammyboi the Over-Hurricanes-Messing-with-his-Class-Schedule

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