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1. You were born two days before me. Oh. Damn. I already used that one in a reply to your post ( Read more... )

Today, Thursday, I needed to renegotiate the WF contract. My contact was an individual of Eastern European origin, probably Russian. After trying to contact said individual via telephone, I e-mailed him. Dear ____: etc etc. It was a fine e-mail! it detailed the new contract, how WF would save money, etc etc. Did i recieve the appropriate thanks ( Read more... )

I'm on the 6 month Livejournal plan: every six months, i put a new entry here. Perhaps i'll ammend said arrangement. Hmmmm ( Read more... )

i despise the color of my live journal. why the fuck can't i figure out how to change the background color? christ o mighty, 120K on college and i still can't figure out how to change (computer) wallpaper. You know what they say, a girl in trouble is a temporary thing...but this girl just broke her Lee press On's, and is in desperate need of some ( Read more... )

it's Sombrero's, not Burrito's. What a dumb ass i am!

Special thanks to Tenor_bitcher for his comments....Mark Hoppus is yummy. I would use nuclear powered energy towards good use.

Blink 182 has gone on permanent hiatus. Tough titty, sez i. They sucked ass, and produced mass appeal crap for the sheep of the world. "Sheep go to Heaven, goats go to Hell", and all that rot ( Read more... )

How unlike me to create something so public! I feel exposed.

Elario, god damn it, show me those pictures of your hairy assed blond friend. I need my fix man....very, very badly.

Kidding!