Two Shitty Commercials I've Seen This Morning

Sep 28, 2008 13:37

One - A guy and a girl are on a picnic and the girl offers the guy a popsicle. The guy says "No way! That has high fructose corn syrup in it!" The girl is like, duh, it comes from CORN and its got all the sweetness of sugar. Get the facts, man. Seriously, a pro-high fructose corn syrup commercial. Is there no bottom to the depth of man's evil ( Read more... )

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autokrater September 28 2008, 20:44:01 UTC
I have seen one of those PRO high fructose corn syrup ads. There are a few of them. The one I saw ruled because it was one mother objecting to another mom's choice of juice.."You let your kids drink that?"...the juice mom is surprised and dishes out the info on the imaginary pros of high fructose corn syrup. Info=her idea that it's kind of natural and better than sugar because it has that word "CORN" in there..hmm it MUST be MADE from CORN!(not GMO corn of course). IS there no bottom to the depth of man's evil? I don't know..probably not. More unfortunately..is there no bottom to the depth of man's gullible stupidity?
Now we just need some PRO aspartame ads!! Maybe one of the selling points can be Donald Rumsfeld's involvement in it's FDA approval.

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postbox September 29 2008, 02:37:39 UTC
that first one really is terrible..

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corvaxxx September 29 2008, 04:07:53 UTC
wow
i never thought that would actually happen
"war is bad?! where did you get THOSE facts?! you just need to be involved with the right product manufacturing and RAKE IN THE PROFITS!"

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avismavis September 30 2008, 00:01:41 UTC
here are two of the corn ads i found on some medical student's blog

http://playpause2.blogspot.com/2008/09/corn-lobby.html

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wu_taaang September 30 2008, 00:18:26 UTC
sick.
this just makes them look evil. i hope most juice drinkers and popsicle eaters are smarter than that.

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