I decided to do this instead of a real update, even though there are meaningful things I could say
Yay, I was bored enough to do this.
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1.~How did you meet bluemintpixie? Probably in a dining hall through friends, I don't know... but I do know that she HATED me for months after we first met... =( And that's why our love can never be.
2.~What would you do if you had never met yourmomismine? I know probably 2/3 of my friends from IC as a direct result of him spotting my Pearl Jam tshirt at orientation, so my life would probably be drastically different. I'd probably be sucking dick on the corner for quarters... but thanks to Leiby, it's 2 bucks a pop!!!
3.~What do you honestly think of sirsprague? I think he needs to stop with the muffins and become a gigilo.
4.~Would or did ponders42 and mike_nyby go out? I don't even think they know each other... but Rachel is pretty damn picky. Or at least, she wouldn't do me, even though I asked at least once.
5.~Have you ever liked unsilenceddream? As a friend, yeah... why do I get the feeling this quiz was created by a middle schooler, and liked is supposed to mean more than liked?
6.~If rainingfordays died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? That I would take really good care of her kitty, so she should leave her to me.
7.~Would theopposition and mariaanne23 make a good couple? Well, I don't think Maria likes girls, but other than that, yeah, I'd watch the leaked home video.
8.~Describe imjustcheez in 3 words: skinny, monster cock(does monster cock count as 2 words or 1? I'm counting it as 1. But that's what I've heard)
9.~Do you think dimfaith is hot? He's not unattractive. I've never found myself overwhelmed with desire to swallow his manhood whole or anything. He could do himself a favor and do his laundry once in a while(Yes, I'm still holding freshman year against you).
10.~Would rainingfordays and cuntcunt make a lovely couple? Oh, absolutely. A lack-luster converted jew and a born again protestant as a lesbian couple. I'll be the photographer at the handfasting.
11.~What do you think of when you see mike_nyby? Hot man-on-man action.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about mariaanne23: I don't think I know anything really humiliating about Maria. She's one of the...*counting* I dunno, several women I've introduced to vibrators.
13.~Do you know any of soadglowgirl's family members? I don't think so.
14.~What's ponders42's favorite color? ... Pink? That's a totally random guess. But I remember she wore something pink one day that I really liked, and she thought I was hitting on her when I commented on it... and she was right, but that's beside the point, you're not supposed to call me on that stuff, dammit.
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is ponders42? Oh I dunno... I've never been good at quantifying cuteness. On hot or not I always just used to rate 1 or 10 based on... well, "hot or not". People also got 10's for holding kitties in the picture. So, in the spirit of that, 10. And I've never seen her holding a kitty.
16.~What would you do if andyoullgowaaow just professed their undying love for you? Other than bend over? Seriously, I would have no idea how to deal with that. I'm engaged, though, and pretty happy with it, so running away with him is out.
17.~What language does ponders42 speak? English... I don't know if she's multi-lingual.
18.~Who is rumpleybum going out with? A bottle of wine, last I heard.
19.~Is notablegirl a boy or a girl? A boy. Which is somewhat amusing, because anyone who wasn't present for the conversations leading up to the creation of his LJ name would read it as "notable girl", rather than "no table girl", and think that he was a notable girl, rather than an idiot who thought he knew sign language, but didn't. Luv you, $.
20.~Would evil_evo and andyoullgowaaow make a good couple? Probably not. Brian's a little gunshy, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. (HINT: Gun = dicks)
21.~Who do you think turboslut would be great with from this list? I dunno. All the gay guys on my list are attached.
22.~When was the last time you talked to dimfaith? About 3 weeks ago, I think. I was seeing if he'd be in town for my weekend in Ithaca, 'cause he's a cool shit, and I'd have liked to have seen him.
23.~What is unsilenceddream's favorite band? I truly have no idea. I don't know her incredibly well.
24.~Does theopposition have any siblings? Yeah, a sister. I think that's all.
25.~Would you ever date soadglowgirl? I'm practically married now. Maybe on the side, or something, if Heidi ever decided we needed an open relationship, or if I really wanted my dick cut off and couldn't afford to have it done professionally.
26.~Would you ever date imjustcheez? See above.
27.~Is turboslut single? I don't even know anymore. Woodsy, your sordid affairs are too much for me to keep track of. Plus you post too infrequently, so I can't remember what the most recent state of affairs is.
28.~What is ponders42's last name? Robinson. And yes, I sang the song for her one time. She was exactly as amused as you might imagine.
29.~What is evil_evo's middle name? ... mario? Just like his first and last names?
30~What is sirsprague's fantasy? Probably fucking a pair of muffins shaped like tits. Seriously, dude, unless you plan to extort sex from the students you're TAing, you need to find a new hook.
31.~Where does notablegirl live? With his parents, and hopefully not for too much longer. =(
32.~Would you make out with bluemintpixie? In a second, if Heidi said it was okay. ... and I guess Anne should probably be cool with it first, too, huh?
33.~Are yourmomismine and soadglowgirl best friends? I don't think they've ever met, or are even aware of each others' existence. So yes.
34.~Does imjustcheez like ponders42? I don't really know. They lived on the same floor for a semester or two, and I don't remember any fistfights.
35.~How did you meet evil_evo? I think I was visiting Jason at the same time he was.
36.~Is dimfaith older than you? I truly do not know.
37.~Is cuntcunt the sexiest person alive? No, that's me. Sucka.
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
1.~How did you meet bluemintpixie? Probably in a dining hall through friends, I don't know... but I do know that she HATED me for months after we first met... =( And that's why our love can never be.
2.~What would you do if you had never met yourmomismine? I know probably 2/3 of my friends from IC as a direct result of him spotting my Pearl Jam tshirt at orientation, so my life would probably be drastically different. I'd probably be sucking dick on the corner for quarters... but thanks to Leiby, it's 2 bucks a pop!!!
3.~What do you honestly think of sirsprague? I think he needs to stop with the muffins and become a gigilo.
4.~Would or did ponders42 and mike_nyby go out? I don't even think they know each other... but Rachel is pretty damn picky. Or at least, she wouldn't do me, even though I asked at least once.
5.~Have you ever liked unsilenceddream? As a friend, yeah... why do I get the feeling this quiz was created by a middle schooler, and liked is supposed to mean more than liked?
6.~If rainingfordays died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? That I would take really good care of her kitty, so she should leave her to me.
7.~Would theopposition and mariaanne23 make a good couple? Well, I don't think Maria likes girls, but other than that, yeah, I'd watch the leaked home video.
8.~Describe imjustcheez in 3 words: skinny, monster cock(does monster cock count as 2 words or 1? I'm counting it as 1. But that's what I've heard)
9.~Do you think dimfaith is hot? He's not unattractive. I've never found myself overwhelmed with desire to swallow his manhood whole or anything. He could do himself a favor and do his laundry once in a while(Yes, I'm still holding freshman year against you).
10.~Would rainingfordays and cuntcunt make a lovely couple? Oh, absolutely. A lack-luster converted jew and a born again protestant as a lesbian couple. I'll be the photographer at the handfasting.
11.~What do you think of when you see mike_nyby? Hot man-on-man action.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about mariaanne23: I don't think I know anything really humiliating about Maria. She's one of the...*counting* I dunno, several women I've introduced to vibrators.
13.~Do you know any of soadglowgirl's family members? I don't think so.
14.~What's ponders42's favorite color? ... Pink? That's a totally random guess. But I remember she wore something pink one day that I really liked, and she thought I was hitting on her when I commented on it... and she was right, but that's beside the point, you're not supposed to call me on that stuff, dammit.
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is ponders42? Oh I dunno... I've never been good at quantifying cuteness. On hot or not I always just used to rate 1 or 10 based on... well, "hot or not". People also got 10's for holding kitties in the picture. So, in the spirit of that, 10. And I've never seen her holding a kitty.
16.~What would you do if andyoullgowaaow just professed their undying love for you? Other than bend over? Seriously, I would have no idea how to deal with that. I'm engaged, though, and pretty happy with it, so running away with him is out.
17.~What language does ponders42 speak? English... I don't know if she's multi-lingual.
18.~Who is rumpleybum going out with? A bottle of wine, last I heard.
19.~Is notablegirl a boy or a girl? A boy. Which is somewhat amusing, because anyone who wasn't present for the conversations leading up to the creation of his LJ name would read it as "notable girl", rather than "no table girl", and think that he was a notable girl, rather than an idiot who thought he knew sign language, but didn't. Luv you, $.
20.~Would evil_evo and andyoullgowaaow make a good couple? Probably not. Brian's a little gunshy, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. (HINT: Gun = dicks)
21.~Who do you think turboslut would be great with from this list? I dunno. All the gay guys on my list are attached.
22.~When was the last time you talked to dimfaith? About 3 weeks ago, I think. I was seeing if he'd be in town for my weekend in Ithaca, 'cause he's a cool shit, and I'd have liked to have seen him.
23.~What is unsilenceddream's favorite band? I truly have no idea. I don't know her incredibly well.
24.~Does theopposition have any siblings? Yeah, a sister. I think that's all.
25.~Would you ever date soadglowgirl? I'm practically married now. Maybe on the side, or something, if Heidi ever decided we needed an open relationship, or if I really wanted my dick cut off and couldn't afford to have it done professionally.
26.~Would you ever date imjustcheez? See above.
27.~Is turboslut single? I don't even know anymore. Woodsy, your sordid affairs are too much for me to keep track of. Plus you post too infrequently, so I can't remember what the most recent state of affairs is.
28.~What is ponders42's last name? Robinson. And yes, I sang the song for her one time. She was exactly as amused as you might imagine.
29.~What is evil_evo's middle name? ... mario? Just like his first and last names?
30~What is sirsprague's fantasy? Probably fucking a pair of muffins shaped like tits. Seriously, dude, unless you plan to extort sex from the students you're TAing, you need to find a new hook.
31.~Where does notablegirl live? With his parents, and hopefully not for too much longer. =(
32.~Would you make out with bluemintpixie? In a second, if Heidi said it was okay. ... and I guess Anne should probably be cool with it first, too, huh?
33.~Are yourmomismine and soadglowgirl best friends? I don't think they've ever met, or are even aware of each others' existence. So yes.
34.~Does imjustcheez like ponders42? I don't really know. They lived on the same floor for a semester or two, and I don't remember any fistfights.
35.~How did you meet evil_evo? I think I was visiting Jason at the same time he was.
36.~Is dimfaith older than you? I truly do not know.
37.~Is cuntcunt the sexiest person alive? No, that's me. Sucka.